Staten Island Online

Adam Saunders - Jayson, Daniel Hendricks Simon - Mark, Matthew Morgan - Darren, Charlie Balducci - Narrator / Christopher (as Charles Balducci) , Gene Palleschi - Mario, James Villani - Guido, Sal E. Graziano - Fat Tony Colucci, Dani Marco - Tammy, Mario Cantone - Mr. Burton, Katie Finneran - Mrs. Dickenson, Mick Foley - Pawn Shop Owner, Cris Judd - Dancing Doorman, Solomon Chertok - Todd / Chuck, Chad Dictenberg - Band member 'Anal Swet', Matt Feldman - Band member 'Anal Swet'