Takeshis' Online

Takeshi Kitano - Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano (as Beat Takeshi) , Kotomi Kyôno - Takeshi's Girl Friend / Kitano's Female Neighbor (as Kotomi Kyono) , Kayoko Kishimoto - Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Customer, Ren Ôsugi - Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver, Susumu Terajima - Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor, Tetsu Watanabe - TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor, Akihiro Miwa - Self, Naomasa Musaka - Film studios Tattooist, Kôichi Ueda - Film crew member close to the Director, Tsutomu Takeshige - , Junya Takaki - Self, Shôgo Kimura - , Kanji Tsuda - Film Director, Makoto Ashikawa - Assistant at audition, Tamotsu Ishibashi -